It has been raining like nobody’s business around here, and I have been reduced to a coughing, sniveling mess, devouring Parks & Recreation and Berocca by the bucketload. Fortunately, mocking those who have somehow found their way to PCP by dubious means – aka freaky search terms – is going a long way to brightening my rainy day.
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Hello hot stuffs. These Boleyn girls take sisterhood very seriously. And just a bit incestuously.
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This is a Puu/Pu, a spirit beast from anime YuYu Hakusho. It will transform into a phoenix. It may well be a lesbian.
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The L Word’s Kate Moennig in a dress. She may not be looking very Shane today, but she’s still rather sexy.
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Lesbians like to clean!
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Carnivale is full of disturbing incest. Brother Justin and Iris were totally getting it on.
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Shock! Horror! Lisa Kudrow is really a brunette!
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You can buy everything you need to replicate this look at Hot Topic.
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What? Have some more penis candy.
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Oh Daisy. This is the saddest scene in Girl, Interrupted – and why I can’t listen Skeeter Davis’ “The End of the World” without crying. RIP Brittany Murphy.
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The 80s were a great time for sexy cartoons.
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This man has NO PENIS.
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When she’s Robin Sparkles, maybe. But Robin Sparkles is so awesome that it shouldn’t matter!
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Johnny Depp as Bon Bon in Before Night Falls. Delicious!
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Where there is a young ass to be grabbed, there is usually a Hugh Hefner.
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There is a surprising absence of priests spanking boys on Google Image Search. But I’m sure this man is religious.
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I wondered when I was going to get to insert our mascot Cowboy Jensen in a somewhat logical manner. Voila!