The random things that people have typed into google to find this site have been wafting along all week, and amusing the hell out of us. Join me in the eye of the storm as I examine- and mock- this lot.
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Our mascot cowboy Jensen can take care of those:
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Ah the Smallville promo bulge picture:
The internet is full of funnies, including many meta web wisecracks:
I hate to be the one to break this to you, but there’s not much photographic evidence of these mythical creatures. Have a nice picture of a dragon to cheer you up:
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At the recent Asylum 6 convention Jensen mentioned that his wife Danneel showed him a unicorn manip of him. And that’s why she’s my favourite Ackles.
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Inspired by this Dead Like Me character in terms of how to kill yourself? Don’t worry it’s pretty simple, you just have to drill a hole in your head:
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Those comics are smutty! And…kinda gay.
I don’t even want to know. That’s way weirder than unicorn manips. Clearly.
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Well Amy Acker played his missing one in the criminally truncated show Drive:
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Check the Great Gatsby fanfic archive here.
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I think you’ll find it’s Pada-lick-me.
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Girl has good taste in shoes:
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A show can never have enough Mark Shepherd.
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It happens to the best of us.
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I refer you to Tur-mohl’s Evil League of Evil application:
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A version of the scene featuring real life people anyway, photographed by Annie Leibovitz:
…to terrible spelling?
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Jim Parsons gets nearly nude for charity:
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It’s supposed to put hair on your palm, not your chest, and nothing’s supposed to be spelt like that.
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I do not trust those things…
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Apparently the show might be a bad influence, I don’t get it.
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It seems like no one’s cashed in on the idea of a Barbie vibrator yet, but there’s clearly a demand:
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I assume she farts super sparkly rainbows.
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Well of course there’s porn of it:
Looks like fun to me!
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Since you didn’t specify which princesses, I assumed that you wanted the smart ones:
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She has ectrodactyly, and you have a fucked up version of civility.
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People say the darndest things in Maxim interviews!
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The internet really does have everything.
That doesn’t mean that we have everything on this site…but we certainly do have a fabulous collection of mesmerizing searches sending people our way.
Good day to you all!